"I Do" Ahoy!

Oh, I was going to get married, in a field, and carry daisies. Then I grabbed a pair of wedgie sandals, and ran out the door to a picnic. It's a costume-party, so I thought the red silk do-rag was PERFECT. I am a pirate. Ahoy! I was so pleased with my costume, I did a quick interpretive movement "dance". And then I woke up.