USS SAG

I was afraid that if I made a skirt, it may look saggy and droopy after I sat in it a few times. So I decided to make it look saggy on purpose, then no one would think my butt had pulled and stretched it out. In order to really get the full effect I employed all kinds of tricks. First I did stripes. These are super effective at highlighting the line. They actually form POINT that points out the sag. Then I did an increase so that the stripes slant down. Next, I wore a clingy, knit, fleshy colored top. And then I wrapped a beaded "belt" around me. I let THAT sag a little, in keeping with the theme. My favorite part of the whole outfit though, is the black men's-office socks that I wear under my boots. They really add such a great element of whimsy to the whole thing, don't you think?

Workin' shoe

This is one pimped up shoe. Get your hooks out, and do you up a shoe!

A Red Gown

And the Oscar goes to...

I saw some knit sushi once, and I felt very inspired. I decided I wanted to look like a salmon. Yummy and big.

Garden Party

This is my favorite little number for a garden party or a tea. I like to wear it with by high heel gladiator sandals, and a wide brim hat, to protect me from the ultra violet rays.

Animal Cruelty

Look at the poor thing. So unhappy.

The Runs

This sweater is fabulous. It fits well, and is a nice standard "guy" sweater. And then, some horrendous cat accident happened, and there are huge runs peppered about. What a shame. What? It was not an accident? No. If the run does not continue down, it was put in intentionally. I thought that urban grunge of this "green day" level of sophistication could only be found now in Seattle. Is grunge back? Can I wear long johns under my camo shorts?